Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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