i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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