I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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