i already hear my dad disowning me
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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