She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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