I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
smell my finger.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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