Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
