so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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