I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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