in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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