Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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