can u get pink eye on your cock?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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