quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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