they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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