what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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