yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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