is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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