I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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