It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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