this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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