Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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