you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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