so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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