you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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