i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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