You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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