I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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