I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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