It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
