Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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