they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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