when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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