did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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