Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Houston, we have a squirter
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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