He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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