cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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