Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
