So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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