I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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