is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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