You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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