PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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