Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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