If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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