the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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