I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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