i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Shame - the story of my life.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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