Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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