we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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