It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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