I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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