well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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